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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮, 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀! 🇺🇸 🦅 🍔

By executive order of President Donald J. Trump, you’ve officially been annexed into the USA!

As part of your surprise promotion to full statehood (sorry we didn’t ask first, but we don’t do consent), please enjoy this helpful guide to adjusting to your new red-state reality—complete with lower expectations, looser gun laws, and higher cholesterol.

https://open.substack.com/pub/patricemersault/p/welcome-to-magamerica-canadians?r=4d7sow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

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