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๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐— ๐—”๐—š๐—”๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ, ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ”

By executive order of President Donald J. Trump, youโ€™ve officially been annexed into the USA!

As part of your surprise promotion to full statehood (sorry we didnโ€™t ask first, but we donโ€™t do consent), please enjoy this helpful guide to adjusting to your new red-state realityโ€”complete with lower expectations, looser gun laws, and higher cholesterol.

https://open.substack.com/pub/patricemersault/p/welcome-to-magamerica-canadians?r=4d7sow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

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