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By executive order of President Donald J. Trump, youโve officially been annexed into the USA!
As part of your surprise promotion to full statehood (sorry we didnโt ask first, but we donโt do consent), please enjoy this helpful guide to adjusting to your new red-state realityโcomplete with lower expectations, looser gun laws, and higher cholesterol.
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